April 2008: The Man's / Woman's Guide to Princeton
- Binge Thinking Puts Students at Risk
- Midterms have induced students to think excessively, raising their blood-information-content levels to dangerous highs. Worse, in a recent survey, 99% of those students polled reported that they frequently think and drive (This percentage was significantly lower for students from Montana and North Dakota).
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- Dating Advice for the Desperate Princeton Female
- No looks? No brains? No problem! There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't fix. Take a look at our suggestious for a partial solution in the meantime.
- What He Says vs. What He Means
- A guide to translating the male mind. If the above article appealed to you, you may not want to read this.
- Unleashing Your Inner Bitch
—A Tiger Advice Column Extra!
- Practice the fine art of giving backhanded compliments and unleash your inner bitch in the process. Actually, you're doing great on your own already.
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- Dating the Majors
- Ever wondered what it would be like to date a concentrator in Computer science? Electrical engineering? Mathematics? Unfortunately, no one knows because it's never been done. We make some educated guesses though...
- PAWS Protest Ends in Horrific Koala Slaughter Exclusive!
- What more need be said? A recent demonstration by Princeton's premiere animal rights group turned sour as koalas by the thousand were killed in a protest of gratuitous koala killings...
Also in this issue:
Spitzer not gay!
The white man's guide to Princeton
Confessions of a second-semester freshman
The Jewish vs. White controversy
Erotic pointers for the Princeton female
Date "facilitators"
Men's Studies
Spelman 7 and the Sudetenland ceded to the 4-year residental colleges. "Peace in our time."
Also not in this issue:
"Anonymity = Cowardice" campaigners post flyers over those of other organizations in an effort to shout them down
Departments:
Spires and Gargoyles — Chairman's Address
Snapshots of Princeton
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