A Few Amusing Questions

Do I have to be Jewish to join Tiger Magazine?
Of course not! We'll be happy to guide you through the conversion process, just like the many illustrious non-Jewish initiates who swell the ranks of Tiger every year. Just send us an email to introduce yourself, and you can get started right away.
This magazine is such a waste of paper! I wish you people would stop leaving your **** in front of my door every month.
Sorry, that's not a question.
All right: Why do you people keep leaving your **** on my doorstep every month?
The reason is simple: we at Tiger Magazine believe very strongly in freedom of the press and freedom of speech. Given that attitude, it would be entirely hypocritical to make you pay us to bring our **** to your doorstep every month.